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Cheese and Crackers

Posted by Emma - June 27th, 2014


Does anyone want to sell me some cheese and crackers?

- Volt


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omg emmavolt is that u
hurray i thought you were gone 5ever
lemme give u a hug~

forever is over!! *hugs*

Hmm got white cheddar, decently sharp, but haz no krakcers :p

I'll take it!!! Does anyone have just crackers then??

Once a mostly Chinese friend of mine spun around and said "Cracker?" and I said "N__ what?!" Then he held up what the Brits call a crisp white. He made me a tuna fish sandwich just prior to that... did a good job of playing me :)

Lmao!

Oh hey you're back.
Hi.

How u been??

Good.
Things ended up going south with that chick I was with....not willing to go into details.
Though I'm seeing someone now who actually lives mildly close and we've been together for going on 4 months (as of the 8th of next month) and we've actually only known one another since late December.

Oh no :( Glad you found someone else so quickly though :D! Just try not to move too fast in case they turn out to be crazy LOL

It's too late. From what he's told me, it's been 'life in the fast lane' with her ;) And he's working too. The details may be lurked on his blog... interrogation done by yours truly.

Autobahn love :D

....yeah what Steve said.
Anyways. Things are good between us. And I'd say things are moving at a good "speed" haha.

Good luck to you :3

Also I was banned for calling a pedophile sympathizer a disgusting fuck LOL Newgrounds has not changed xD

Thanks :P Things are going pretty well between us. Shes like super attached to me. Not in a bad way. Like in a "she loves being around me a lot" kind of way.

Wait...who was the pedophile sympathizer? Was it that dude who made the thread about kids having sex? Or did it have something to do with that thread?

Kids are having sex? Fuck the cheese and crackers. I knew a junior and senior (girls) in high school who were seeing older men in their 30's and early 40's who were... well, the one was completely happy, but the other guy was a married letch :p

i like chis. chis good. you cant have none

Banned.