Blue is the future, my brothers and sisters!! It is the color of victory, confidence, luxury, intellect, and nobility!! We dominate the world as the most widespread color, as opposed to our inferior red counterparts.
ALL OTHER COLORS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO BLUE!! STAND UP, COMRADES! RESIST THE RED HERECY! Join the resistance and sign up below!!!!!
"I hereby dedicate my talents and abilities to the progression of the Blue Allegiance. By signing below, I pledge to the Blue cause and publicly reject all heretical shades of red."
Signature: _____________________ X
YOU MUST SIGN IN BLOOD SIGNIFYING THE REJECTION OF THE COLOR RED
(going Green next week)